"); make(); } var browser=navigator.appName if (browser == "Netscape") { document.write(""); }*/ // *** Change this variable *** // should be the URL to the cgi script var path_to_cgi="/cgi-bin/tell_friend.cgi"; // You dont need to change anything else function tell_friend(){ path_to_cgi += '?url=' + escape(document.location); window.open(path_to_cgi,"FRIENDS01","STATUS=NO,TOOLBAR=NO,LOCATION=NO,DIRECTORIES=NO,COPYHISTORY=NO,MENU=NO,RESISABLE=NO,SCROLLBARS=YES,TOP=40,LEFT=20,WIDTH=300,HEIGHT=330"); }
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Sections: Meet Jessica! For the Guys: Meet Jessica!
So at a recent social event some of the guys I was with were in awe of the hostess serving our needs to consume mass quantities. Striking out one after-the-other, they wanted to know all about her and put me up to the challenge to see, "How much I can learn in three minutes." Being an avid PvP'er I accepted the challenge, in pure "Stuff Magazine" style, meet Jessica! (It's a slow news day!)
[Laughs] My Name is Jessica, I live in Chicago now, just moved here from San Diego and I'm 23! How long have you been a hostess serving drinks? I've been serving for five years. That's kind of young to start serving, over in Wisconsin, they need to register with the state to serve drinks, did you need to register? Nope, I've never heard of that. On top or bottom? [Blank Stare] Both! Everyone has been staring at your tatoo's, who did your art? [Smiling] Which one?
Oh, that's Gaudalupe, it was done by Frank Vall at "6 Feet Under" in upland California. In the Water, or on the Beach? [While making a fist] Water definitely! How many numbers do you collect per night? I don't know, I don't keep track. How many do you call back? None! Did you give your significant other your number or did they give it to you? I gave it to them!
[Rolls Eyes] A Him. I had to chase him down, we've been together ever since. What was your favorite toy as a child? [Laughs] A Monchichi doll. I really miss it too! I've been searching sites like Ebay to find one, but nothing decent has turned up. Do you share a famous birthday with anyone? I don't actually know. When is your birthday? November 12th. You share a birthday with David Schwimmer, Sammy Sosa, and Tonya Harding. What is the one thing you can't do? [Thinks] I can't tie a men's necktie, and I can't roll a joint which really sucks! Whats the one thing you wish you could do?" I wish I could play the drums! Thanks for jamming with us, and have a great night! Afterwards we consumed more drinks and headed out. Jessica rocked and was an awesome hostess. If you ever find yourself in the Rosemont area of Chicago, be sure to ask for her at the: 9520 W. Higgins Rosemont, IL The place has great food, great atmosphere, and they brew their own ale! * Special Thanks to Sara for the photos! Discuss: How many questions can you ask in three minutes? |
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